REMOTE TESTS · NO SERVICE AREA

You built it.
Someone has to use it.

Software that has just been finished has a problem: you know it too well to judge it any more. A real person sees it for the first time, works through a defined scenario and writes down where it breaks — with a screen recording and a structured findings list instead of “looks good to me”.

From €25 · usually within 24 hours · no credit card and no account needed to ask.

EXAMPLE FINDINGSREMOTE TEST
SIGN-UP TEST3 drop-off points found

Screen recording · step log · device & browser

Example of evidence

THE DIFFERENCE

A test run is
not an opinion.

You get the same kind of result as from an on-site task: a defined brief, verifiable evidence, a traceable process. No star rating, no judgement of your work, no design opinion — just what happened, in what order, and where someone got stuck.

HOW IT WORKS

From request
to findings.

  1. 01

    Describe the task

    A URL, a scenario and a test login — about a minute of work.

  2. 02

    Reviewed by a person

    We reply usually the same business day, next business day at the latest with feasibility and a price.

  3. 03

    A human tests it

    Real device, real browser, thinking out loud — not a bot, not a panel.

  4. 04

    Findings with evidence

    Screen recording, step log and drop-off points instead of a star rating.

SERVICES & PRICES

Five ways
to look closely.

human_app_test

A person uses your newly built website or app for the first time and works through a defined scenario.

Price
€40–90 per task
Turnaround
4 hours to 1 business day
Evidence
screen recording, structured findings list, drop-off points, device and browser
Example
Please test our new website: can someone with no prior knowledge get from the home page to a finished project?
Human App Test: full details
first_impression_check

Does a stranger understand what your product does, and who it is for, in under a minute?

Price
€25–45 per task
Turnaround
4 hours to 1 business day
Evidence
verbatim notes, open questions, assumed target audience
Example
First impression: after 45 seconds on the page, say in your own words what it offers.
First Impression Check: full details
signup_flow_check

Actually walk through signup, onboarding or checkout and record every point of friction.

Price
€35–70 per task
Turnaround
4 hours to 1 business day
Evidence
step-by-step log, error evidence, screenshots, time taken
Example
Test the sign-up, including email confirmation, and record every dead end.
Signup & Checkout Check: full details
real_device_check

Check rendering and usability on real hardware — not an emulator, not a screenshot service.

Price
€30–60 per task
Turnaround
4 hours to 1 business day
Evidence
device matrix, per-device screenshots, findings list
Example
Check the home page on real devices: an iPhone and a mid-range Android phone.
Real Device Check: full details
accessibility_walkthrough

A manual walkthrough using keyboard and screen reader. A findings report — explicitly not an audit and not a certification.

Price
quoted individually, depends on scope
Turnaround
1–3 business days
Evidence
per-step findings, affected flows, screen-reader log
Example
Can the checkout be completed entirely without a mouse, using only the keyboard?
Accessibility Walkthrough: full details
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RULES THAT ARE NOT NEGOTIABLE

What we will not test with.

  • Never against production systems holding real customer data. Staging or a test environment.
  • Never with real payment methods. Only your payment provider's test cards.
  • Never with personal credentials from your team — throwaway test accounts only.
  • No commissioned public reviews, store ratings or testimonials.
  • No recordings in which other people's data is visible.

These are part of the request review, not just a statement of intent. A request that runs against them is put in front of a person rather than waved through. The full framework is at Werte & Sicherheit (German).

COMMON QUESTIONS

Short and
verifiable.

Do you need access to our system?
Only to what should be tested, and only through test credentials you provide. We work on staging or with throwaway test accounts. Never against real customer data, never with real payment methods, and never with personal credentials belonging to someone on your team.
Is this limited to Germany?
No. Remote work has no service area, because nobody travels anywhere. Only the on-site services are limited to Hamburg. The reviewer works from wherever they are, and the request form is the same one German customers use.
How fast do I get the result?
Most remote tasks land between 4 and 24 hours after approval. As with everything here, a person reviews the request first — there is no automatic dispatch, and nobody is assigned without that review.
How is this different from automated testing?
An automated test checks whether what you expected actually happens. A person seeing your product for the first time finds what you did not expect: the place where the label promises something other than what the button does, the step where someone gives up, the error message nobody understands. Neither replaces the other.
Is the accessibility check a certification?
No, and that wording is deliberate. You get a manual findings report: what cannot be reached by keyboard, what the screen reader does not announce, where a flow breaks. It is not an audit under BFSG or WCAG and it is not a certificate. Anyone selling you a single test run as a certificate is selling you something a single run cannot deliver.
What happens to the screen recording?
It is evidence, and therefore private, exactly like photos from an on-site task. It is not published, not passed on, and not used for advertising.

REMOTE · NO SERVICE AREA · USUALLY UNDER 24H

Ready for an honest
look from outside?

Request a remote test

The request form is in German — write to vorortai@icloud.com in English if you prefer. Need someone to physically go somewhere instead? Those are the on-site services in Hamburg.